Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Black / S
$19.50
Sale price
$19.50
Regular price
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“You Can’t Get Here From There” Vintage Unisex T-Shirt
Built for locals, commuters, and anyone personally victimized by orange barrels—this vintage-inspired unisex tee is pure Mooresville energy.
Featuring the bold “Y’all Aren’t Ready” front chest graphic and the full vintage “You Can’t Get Here From There” design across the back, this shirt captures the true spirit of living where every shortcut somehow leads to more construction. Southern sarcasm meets construction season survival.
Because in Mooresville… leaving early is just a suggestion.
With retro road-sign vibes, distressed artwork, and classic hometown humor, this tee is made for people who know getting across town is basically a full-day event.
Perfect for brewery runs, farmers markets, lake weekends, local festivals, backroad detours, and explaining to out-of-towners why you’re late.
Front Design
Vintage pocket-style chest graphic
“Y’all Aren’t Ready”
Back Design
Large vintage distressed artwork
“You Can’t Get Here From There”
Mooresville, NC
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$19.50
Sale price
$19.50
Regular price
Built for locals, commuters, and anyone personally victimized by orange barrels—this vintage-inspired unisex tee is pure Mooresville energy.
Featuring the bold “Y’all Aren’t Ready” front chest graphic and the full vintage “You Can’t Get Here From There” design across the back, this shirt captures the true spirit of living where every shortcut somehow leads to more construction. Southern sarcasm meets construction season survival.
Because in Mooresville… leaving early is just a suggestion.
With retro road-sign vibes, distressed artwork, and classic hometown humor, this tee is made for people who know getting across town is basically a full-day event.
Perfect for brewery runs, farmers markets, lake weekends, local festivals, backroad detours, and explaining to out-of-towners why you’re late.
Front Design
Vintage pocket-style chest graphic
“Y’all Aren’t Ready”
Back Design
Large vintage distressed artwork
“You Can’t Get Here From There”
Mooresville, NC
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.